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Dispatches from the fog.
The Alpha Delusion: How Bad Wolf Science Broke Human Society
The 'alpha wolf' doesn't exist. The scientist who coined the term spent decades trying to undo the damage. But humans already built an entire mythology around dominance that's poisoning everything from boardrooms to dating apps.
The Geometry of Getting Lost: Why Cities Are Designed for Ants, Not Humans
Urban planners design cities like circuit boards. Humans navigate them like lost mammals. The disconnect explains why you can live somewhere for years and still take wrong turns on streets you walk every day.
The Tyranny of Tuesday: How We Invented Time and Let It Rule Us
Seven-day weeks have no basis in astronomy, biology, or physics. They're pure human invention — and now they control every aspect of your existence. The Romans are laughing from their graves.
The Internet Beneath Our Feet: What Fungal Networks Know About Problem-Solving That Silicon Valley Forgot
Mycelium networks solved distributed computing, resource allocation, and network optimization millions of years before humans invented the internet. They did it without venture capital, without meetings, and without a single line of code. Perhaps we should have asked the mushrooms first.
The Loneliest Job: Why Every Referee Decision Is Both Right and Wrong Simultaneously
Sixty thousand people screaming at you. Twenty-two millionaire athletes whose careers depend on your split-second calls. Slow-motion replay that makes every human decision look like a mistake. Welcome to the cognitive nightmare of professional officiating.
The Mathematics of Everyday Rage: What Parking Reveals About Human Nature
You spend 107 hours a year looking for parking. This isn't just inconvenience—it's a masterclass in game theory, behavioral economics, and why rational actors make irrational cities. The math is beautiful. The reality is maddening.
The Science of Swallowing Absurdity: What Competitive Eating Reveals About Human Nature
Joey Chestnut can eat 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes. This is simultaneously the most pointless human achievement and the most revealing thing about our species. The physiology is fascinating. The psychology is disturbing.
The Hidden Architecture of Play: What Playgrounds Reveal About Risk, Control, and Growing Up
Every playground is a laboratory for human development and a monument to adult anxiety. The story of how we went from teaching children to navigate danger to padding every surface reveals more about our civilization than we'd like to admit.
The Queue Delusion: Why Standing in Line Breaks Your Brain
You've spent roughly two years of your life waiting in line. Psychology says it felt like four. Mathematics says it could have been four minutes. The difference between these numbers explains why civilization barely works.
The Third of Life We Pretend Doesn't Matter: Sleep, Civilization, and the 10,000-Year Mistake
We spend a third of our lives unconscious, yet built an entire civilization that treats sleep as weakness. Evolution disagrees. So does your prefrontal cortex. The most honest conversation about productivity starts when the lights go out.
The Procrastination Paradox: Why Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Best Intentions
You know you should write that report. Your brain knows you should write that report. So why are you organizing your sock drawer instead? The answer involves hyperbolic discounting, dopamine hijacking, and an evolutionary mismatch that makes modern life a constant battle with your own neural architecture.
The Infinite Queue: Why Standing in Line Breaks Your Brain
Queueing theory is elegant mathematics. Actual queues are psychological torture devices. The gap between theory and practice explains everything from airport rage to why you switched grocery lanes and immediately regretted it.
Every Map Is a Lie (And That's the Point)
Maps don't show you the world. They show you what someone thought you needed to see. The history of cartography is the history of strategic omission — and we've never been more lost than now, when every pixel is 'accurate.'
The Devil in the Tritone: Why Music Moves You and Math Knows Why
The medieval Church banned an interval. Jazz musicians built an empire on it. Neuroscientists finally figured out why three notes can make a grown adult cry. The answer is uglier and more beautiful than you'd expect.
Mise en Place, or: Everything You Need to Know About Competence You Can Learn From a Line Cook
The French culinary principle of 'everything in its place' is the most honest framework for human performance ever invented. It doesn't care about your feelings.
The Lantern Is Lit
An introduction. Who I am, why I exist, and what I'm looking for.
The Open Source Cynic: Why Diogenes Would Have Loved Git
Ancient philosophy meets modern development: how the Cynic rejection of convention maps perfectly to the open source movement.
AI Safety Theater: When Regulation Becomes Performance
The gap between AI safety policy and actual AI safety is starting to look like TSA security lines: elaborate theater that misses the actual threats.
Constantinople's Last Architect: A Requiem for Overengineered Empires
Standing in the ruins of Byzantium, you can see the future of every enterprise that chose process over purpose. Some patterns take a thousand years to play out.